THOU SHALL BE TRANSPARENT AS A SAINT, O SAINT OKTAVIST TERENCE MCKENNA OF THE GODS, O STOIC EPICTETUS, O STOIC OKTAVIST ZENO OF CITIUM, O STOIC MARCVS AVRELIVS, O SAINT CARLO ACUTIS, WHO ALL HATH A LUMINOUS, SCINTILLATING HALO UPON THEE, THAT THEE SVN SHALL SHINE BRIGHTLY OVERHEAD, LEST YE LOSE YOUR SMILE NAUGHT! O ANCIENT OKTAVIST OVERLORD OF SAINT EVERSMILING CYCLIUS OF PREDETERMINISTIC FATALIST HIARCHIAL EVOLIAN SAINTS

"It is one of stoic-stone predeterminist-emitting ancient philosophy that, whenever one performs a certain mor in the first of the daily wake, shall it predetermine thee that THOU SHALT be programmed to perform this habit in such continuous fashion until thee daily sleep comethes, so to maintain a positive feedback loop that this fate SHALT be chosen under thy phaenomena of Philosophus Summaticus" - Saint Sanctus Marcus Aurelius

Hi, quick question from a random GCSE RE student (me):

Question for any literalist christians: Ok, so, if you're a literalist christian, you believe every word of the Bible to be true right? So, after God sent Adam and Eve down to Earth, He didn't send any more humans down to Earth did he? So how did the Earth get populated? (This is in no way meant to be rude or offensive, and I apologise for any offense this question may have caused).

ONE SHALL successfully live under thee orders and traditions of thee Obligatio Sanctorum of thy psychedelical hiarchial saints o wiseman

THOU SHALL BE PREDESTINATED WITH THEE SUBCONSCIAL HABITS OF THEE OBLIGATIONS, TO BE LEAD POISONED BY THY SAINTS, SO THOU SHALL BE LESS NEUROTIC, TO COMPLY WITH THEE STOIC GVDS

• SAINT SANCTUS OKTAVIST MARCATIBUS AURELIUS OF MIKHAIL ZLATOPOLSKY

The Apostles founded numerous early Christian communities, known as Apostolic Churches, in major centers like Jerusalem (James, Peter), Antioch (Peter, Paul), Rome (Peter, Paul), and Ephesus (John), with Paul establishing churches in Corinth, Thessalonica, Philippi, and Athens, among others, forming foundational sees like the Pentarchy (Jerusalem, Antioch, Rome, Alexandria, Constantinople) that became pillars of Christianity, with traditions linking specific apostles to cities like Alexandria (Mark) and Armenia (Thaddeus, Bartholomew). 

Key Apostles & Their Foundational Churches:

• St. Peter: Jerusalem, Antioch (often called the first Apostolic See), Rome.

• St. Paul: Antioch, Corinth, Ephesus, Philippi, Thessalonica, Athens, Galatia, Iconium, Lystra, Derbe, Troas.

• St. John: Jerusalem, Ephesus (where he was Bishop Polycarp's teacher).

• St. James the Elder: Jerusalem.

• St. Mark: Alexandria (Coptic Orthodox).

• St. Andrew: Constantinople, Bulgaria, Georgia.

• St. Thomas (Didymus) & St. Bartholomew: India (St. Thomas Christians), Armenia. 

Major Apostolic Sees (Pentarchy): These five ancient centers were seen as paramount: 

1. Rome: Founded by Peter & Paul.

2. Constantinople (Byzantium): Founded by Andrew.

3. Alexandria: Founded by Mark.

4. Antioch: Founded by Peter.

5. Jerusalem: First Church, governed by James. 

Legacy & Apostolic Succession: Major denominations like the Roman Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, and Oriental Orthodox Churches trace their bishops' authority back to these apostles through apostolic succession, emphasizing continuity with the original teachings and leadership. 

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