Board Thread:Bible Games/@comment-29116081-20160717192613

10. How to deal with annoying neighbors

Answer: Drown them

9. How to peel a banana

Answer: Pray to God to get rid of the peel for you

8. How to get an abortion

Answer: Numbers 5, Hosea 9:14-16, 2 Samuel 12

7. Foreskins the perfect gift for any occasion

Answer: 1 Samuel 18

6. How to get high without using drugs

Answer: Read the book of Revelation

5. How to donate sperm without masturbating

Answer: Use a vagina

4. How to prevent pregnancy

Answer: Abstinence

3. How to get rid of mold in your house

Answer: Get your local priest to scrape it all off, after the priest gets rid of the mold, he is to take a living bird, and dip it in the blood of a dead bird, and then sprinkle the walls of the house with it

3 Part 2. How to beat your slaves

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